The Crusader.

Captured in battle, this Frankish Crusader now faces a bleak future as a slave.

Slave-dealer: "Please feel free to inspect the slave. This Nasrani dog was born to be a slave!"

Buyer: "But he is new to slavery, is he not?"

Slave-dealer: "Recently captured and this is the first time he has been offered for sale. Feel his body; run your hands over him and gauge the strength of is muscles which haven't as yet, been torn by hard labour."

Buyer: "The slave is well-put together and very strong. I am always looking for robust, young slaves to work in my fields. But I would see more of him before deciding. Can I see all of the slave in his total nakedness?"

Slave-dealer: "Certainly! Will I have one of my slaves strip him? Or is that a task you want to perform?"

Buyer: Yes! With your permission, I will unwrap the 'goods' and inspect them for myself."

Artwork by Amalaric: the text is mine.