After Sale Service

Here at Skank and Dreyfus, we take pride in being recognised as the city's leading slave-dealership and this is best illustrated by the quality of the livestock we offer you, our most valued clients.

Our slaves are second to none as many of you would attest from your past purchases and we work most assiduously to meet your every requirement. In conjunction with our new slave and previously-owned divisions - these operate independently of one another - we also offer a comprehensive after-sales service where your requirements are catered for.

We can offer a wide range of services including branding, circumcision, gelding, body modification, piercing and adornment  providing they are allowed under the "Humane Treatment of Slaves Act" the terms of which we strictly adhere to.

Additionally, Skank and Dreyfus have a well-stocked showroom of the accoutrements of slavery such as collars, shackles, restraints, benches, cages and all the important instruments of punishment. Please feel free to check our vast range of whips, tawses, straps and canes. You won't be disappointed!

As can be seen from the above picture, the purchaser of this fine, young slave is availing himself of our after-sales service. Once he'd paid for his new slave, the owner requested that his slave be "kitted out" in our blacksmith's forge with a new collar and set of chains. Here, the slave is being measured and fitted with his brand new, shiny restraints which also have a lifelong guarantee. To our knowledge no slave has ever managed to free himself from the shackles provided by us. 

Meanwhile, while his slave is being equipped with his shackles, the purchaser has chosen a brand and asked that his slave be branded before he returns home with his new property.

As always and in line with our policy that the client's needs are uppermost, Skank and Dreyfus are happy to oblige! 

This magnificent artwork is by the well-known Herodotus and I am sure it is well known to many of us. The text is mine.